my gf REFUSES to squeeze her titties together so i can swipe a debit card through her cleavage like a card reader so romance is dead i guess
I said if you don’t bless the rains down in Africa, your mom’s a hoe
u know when ur mascara is smudged and ur concealer is creased and ur bun is half falling out and u catch urself in the mirror and ur like wow………….this is a #look
never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house
a bold assumption to think I would allow theatre kids within even 500 feet of my home
I remember when I was young and I wanted to be beautiful; now I’m older and I want to be intelligent. I want to burn hearts with brilliance and engulf souls with compassion. I want to be loved for my thoughts and nothing else.
